Sponge Bob's House

Colt carries this around the house calling it "Sponge Bob's house." I tried explaining to him that it's a mathematically impossibility that Sponge Bob's house is a real pineapple because a TRUE pineapple would have Fibonacci spirals and Sponge Bob's house does not. Just like I tried to explain to him last month that Sponge Bob is not actually square. He seems completely disinterested in my rants. Maybe once he turns three he will get it. LOL!